Don't invade my bubble.

astound:

I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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alerting:

highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

cumleak:

yet another addition to my list of why babies are dumb

cumleak:

yet another addition to my list of why babies are dumb

countries:

No shit Sherlock

countries:

No shit Sherlock

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry